Blow me down! I just couldn’t believe my eyes this afternoon – I’ve finally found it! This is what I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Brilliant idea, what a concept, how absolutely earth shattering. What? You don’t know what this is? Fie on you! This is the clothes folder. It so beautifully and magically folds your clothes – just like they do in all the retail stores. After this folder folds your clothes, it will look so professional that you won’t have the heart to undo all that by wearing it. There is a tiny bit of inconvenience though – you do have to use your hands, just like you do when you fold them yourself, without the use of this gadget. But how does that matter? You have something that will fold your clothes to the exact same size, unlike when you fold it by hand. I mean isn’t it absolutely pertinent that all folded clothes conform to the industry standard of 9″x12″? How can you have a neat wardrobe if some of your hand folded clothes measure say, 10″x12.5″ and some 9″x13″? The horror!
And it only weighs 2 lbs. So you can take it anywhere you want – never mind that you have to carry 2lbs less in your bags if you don’t want to exceed baggage allowance. After all, those professionally folded towels and shirts will what impress the Parisians and the Florentines. And for all of you looking to get the kids to do their chores, you won’t have to worry about the clothes anymore. They will climb over themselves to fold all your clothes and the neighbours. Never mind if they slam their fingers in when using those flaps, the brats better learn to be responsible, isn’t it?
And I forgot – if your garment exceeds the size of the folder, you will have to fold it manually so it conforms to the folder’s size before you can use it. But then it is your mistake for having something that is larger than this wonderful invention, isn’t it? Oh while we are on this, is there perhaps a version for those undergarments? This folder might be a tad unwieldy for those boxers and those thongs. It is very important to store them like how they were packed when we bought them. Could you please invent a folder for that?
P.S: Oh my! I seem to have tapped into a potential market there. Off I go to the patents office to have a folder for undergarments patented! Watch out, here comes the new billionaire 😛